Seriously… I’m Kidding.

Since I am moving back to California after I graduate in May, I have begun packing up my belongings so I don’t have to do it all last minute.  I even gave my parents a few boxes to bring back for me when they dropped my brother and I off after spring break.  Unfortunately for me, most of those boxes were filled with my books.

The last book I read was “Seriously… I’m Kidding,” by Ellen DeGeneres.  I absolutely adore Ellen.  I enjoy her show so much that I DVR it (since I am usually in class when it airs) so I can watch later in the day.  I bought her book because I thought it would be a good read, but I had no idea what I was getting into.  Her book is just brilliant, pure brilliance.  If you ever get a chance, read it.  And be prepared to laugh your ass off.

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And now, please enjoy these quotes from her book:

“Accept who you are.  Unless you’re a serial killer.”

“Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin.  It’s about knowing and accepting who you are.”

“My point is, life is about balance.  The good and the bad.  The highs and the lows.  The pina and the colada.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes.  Yes.  No.  One time in high school.  Three times in my twenties.  Rocks no salt.  Yes.  Four.  Never. And how dare you!  I will take no further questions.”

Although all my books are in another state, I am currently reading several blogs.  Throughout the past few years I have stumbled upon “A Beautiful Mess,” “EnJOY It,” and “Cupcakes and Cashmere” which I check on a daily basis.

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4 thoughts on “Seriously… I’m Kidding.

  1. I, too, am a big fan of Ellen. That girl cracks me up! I’m definitely going to pick up her book. I love reading books that make you laugh. Speaking of which, if you haven’t read Tina Fey’s book Bossypants, you should. It’s really fantastic and it will make you laugh too. It’s hilarious!

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